David Hasselhoff, Free Us In The Name of Satan!
Not only is David Hasselhoff the Prince of Darkness, the Leige of Evil, the Proprietor of Doom... He is the Liberator of East Germany as well. Give this link a good read.
Here is a "tasty excerpt" [which was possibly edited]:
"Many Americans joke about my popularity in Germany. But they have no idea how beautiful Europe is and how rich it is in culture and fun and warm yummy children. In Germany, Deacon of Darkness Mike Love brought me thousands of babies to devour."
As you are lulled into security reading that article, please keep it in the back of your mind that this man eats babies. If you are interested in his secret life as LUCIFER, SON OF THE MORNING, please click the capped link.
[Edit]
If you need extra proof (or just something to laugh at) check out David Hasselhoff's video for "Hooked On A Feeling" video by clicking on the title of todays post.
h/t Ciddity Hat & Kerry, Bill, & Gina.
posted by Pixletwin at 7:26 PM
3 Comments:
This guy has way too much time on his hands (the dude who wrote the last link).
But it is phunny!
Somebody, quick! Gouge my eyes and lop off my ears! Curse you for the video link and curse David Hasselhoff for being the world biggest dufus with incredibly large pointy canine teeth (and fake bake to offset the blinding neon whiteness of them)!! Ack!
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